Dialogue 1
Friend: Why are you so quiet today?
Me: I am listening to my inner voice.
Friend: And?
Me: It is also confused.
Dialogue 2
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because the sign outside said, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Dialogue 3
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Me: I made a path. You can walk safely now.
Dialogue 4
Doctor: You need to reduce stress.
Patient: Okay, can you talk to my boss first?
Dialogue 5
Wife: Do you even listen to me?
Husband: Yes… especially the parts I forget immediately.
Dialogue 6
Boss: Do you think you deserve a salary raise?
Employee: Absolutely. Whether the company agrees is a different discussion.
Dialogue 7
Friend: Are you good at math?
Me: I know my limits. That already makes me advanced.
Dialogue 8
Alarm Clock: Wake up.
Me: We talked about this. You wake me up, I hate you. Simple.
Dialogue 9
Dad: When I was your age, I walked miles to school.
Me: That explains why Google Maps exists now.
Dialogue 10
Me: I am on a seafood diet.
Friend: Meaning?
Me: I see food, and I eat it.
#FunnyMemes $XRP