defijokes

ATM: Insert card
Me: nah fam, I’m here to stake my ID $FF
😂

If identity = liquidity, I’d be top 10 on the leaderboard 🚀
Bank: $0.00
Blockchain: Your funds are SAFU… somewhere

At this point I just need an ID → USDT swap 💸

👉 Tag a degen who’d provide liquidity with their passport
❤️ Like if you ever thought of staking your life instead of tokens
📌 Save this for your next zero-balance moment

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🧠 Crypto IQ levels:
💡 Buy at ATH = Genius in reverse
🚀 Sell at dip = Exit to poverty
🔥 HODL = Emotional damage
❤️ Buy in blood = Certified psycho millionaire#CryptoLife
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