Iran’s internet went full airplane mode… and forgot to ever turn back on. 🛫📴
7 days offline = no charting candle, no memecoins, no pings whatsoever. Even hodlers are like:
“WTF?? WHERE IS MY BTC PRICE ALERT?” 😂
But wait… enter: Starlink — the OG Moon Network 🚀📡
Some Iranians are stealing connectivity from the sky, while the regime tries to jam those SpaceX vibes like it’s a boss fight. 🤯
Crypto Degens’ Mood:
🧑🚀 Bulls say: “Starlink is the real decentralized network!”
🐻 Bears say: “No internet, no dumps — that’s TA lockdown!”
😶 Everyone else: “Wait till Iran starts mining Bitcoin with Starlink power…” 🤣
This blackout is so prolonged that even AI bots are like:
“Connection lost… attempting to HODL autonomously…” 🤖☁️
📊 Silver lining:
If even satellites are the new lifeline for Iranian tweets and price checks, maybe crypto really is unstoppable data juice. 💪
Poll time:
1️⃣ Starlink = REAL Web3.
2️⃣ Blackout = Best time to stack BTC in silence.
3️⃣ They should’ve just launched a state-sponsored memecoin. 😜
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