🛰️ STARLINK PUMP: NEW TIERS, NEW TEARS
Elon just updated the Starlink "Roadmap," and let’s just say the gas fees for the internet just went up. ⛽
The New Residential Alpha (Jan 2026):
100 Mbps: $50/mo (The "I only trade spot" tier)
200 Mbps: $80/mo (The "I run a validator in my backyard" tier)
Residential Max: $120/mo (The "I'm 100x long on
$DOGE " tier)
The Reality Check for Traders: SpaceX just pulled a classic crypto move: Rebranding a $40 tier to $50 and calling it "Improved Availability."
It's basically a re-staking protocol but for your Wi-Fi.
Why Crypto Traders need the "Max" Plan:
1. Low Latency = No Slippage: When the Fed speaks, 1ms is the difference between a Lambo and a Ramen cup.
2. Global Coverage: Now you can get liquidated from a remote mountain top or a private island. 🏝️
3. Redundancy: Because your local ISP "rug pulled" your connection right during the $BTC breakout.
💬 Question for the Degens:
Would you pay $120/month for "Residential Max" speeds, or just use that money to buy the dip on another memecoin? 📉🚀
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