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๐ Everyone: โWhen moon?โ$DOLO
๐ Market: โBest I can do is consolidation.โ
Crypto teaches patience better than any life coach.
Powered by Binance ๐$DUSK
#Binance #CryptoJokes #MarketLife
๐ Everyone: โWhen moon?โ$DOLO
๐ Market: โBest I can do is consolidation.โ
Crypto teaches patience better than any life coach.
Powered by Binance ๐$DUSK
#Binance #CryptoJokes #MarketLife
When you trade futures
and the market says:
โRelaxโฆ Iโll only take 0.02 USDT todayโ ๐ญ๐
Thank you ETH for being gentle ๐
#CryptoJokes #EthPerp #traderlife
and the market says:
โRelaxโฆ Iโll only take 0.02 USDT todayโ ๐ญ๐
Thank you ETH for being gentle ๐
#CryptoJokes #EthPerp #traderlife
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A day in the life of a crypto traderโฆ
$BTC
Rahul joined crypto with one simple goal:
โIโll buy today and retire next year.โ ๐
He opened an exchange app and said,
โThis coin looks cheap.โ
(No research. Just vibes.)
๐ After buying:
Coin goes up 8%
Rahul: โWow, trading is easy.โ
Starts giving investment advice to friends ๐คก
$SOL
๐ 10 minutes later:
Coin drops 25%
Rahul:
โItโs just a small dip.โ
โThis project is strong.โ
$ETH
๐๐ Next day:
Coin drops 50%
Rahul:
โIโm not a trader anymore.โ
โIโm a long-term investor now.โ ๐ค
๐ฑ Daily routine:
Wake up โ check price
Brush teeth โ check price
Eat food โ check price
Sleep โ dream about green candles ๐๐
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง Family dinner:
Dad: โHow are your investments doing?โ
Rahul:
โTheyโre volatile.โ
Dad: โSoโฆ loss?โ ๐
๐๐๐ Portfolio status:
So red
Even YouTube thumbnails look green in comparison ๐ด๐
Friend: โWhy donโt you sell?โ
Rahul:
โI donโt sell at the bottom.โ
Market finds a new bottom ๐
๐ง Final truth of crypto:
When price goes up โ โIโm a geniusโ
When price goes down โ โMarket is manipulatedโ
When price goes to zero โ โI was earlyโ ๐ญ๐คฃ
And Rahul?
Still holdingโฆ
Because hope is stronger than logic in crypto ๐๐
#crypto #CryptoJokes #cryptohumor #HODL #buythedip #BearMarketWisdom #bullrun #traderlife #investorlife #blockchain #web3 #cryptomemes #altcoins #memecoins
$BTC
Rahul joined crypto with one simple goal:
โIโll buy today and retire next year.โ ๐
He opened an exchange app and said,
โThis coin looks cheap.โ
(No research. Just vibes.)
๐ After buying:
Coin goes up 8%
Rahul: โWow, trading is easy.โ
Starts giving investment advice to friends ๐คก
$SOL
๐ 10 minutes later:
Coin drops 25%
Rahul:
โItโs just a small dip.โ
โThis project is strong.โ
$ETH
๐๐ Next day:
Coin drops 50%
Rahul:
โIโm not a trader anymore.โ
โIโm a long-term investor now.โ ๐ค
๐ฑ Daily routine:
Wake up โ check price
Brush teeth โ check price
Eat food โ check price
Sleep โ dream about green candles ๐๐
๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ง Family dinner:
Dad: โHow are your investments doing?โ
Rahul:
โTheyโre volatile.โ
Dad: โSoโฆ loss?โ ๐
๐๐๐ Portfolio status:
So red
Even YouTube thumbnails look green in comparison ๐ด๐
Friend: โWhy donโt you sell?โ
Rahul:
โI donโt sell at the bottom.โ
Market finds a new bottom ๐
๐ง Final truth of crypto:
When price goes up โ โIโm a geniusโ
When price goes down โ โMarket is manipulatedโ
When price goes to zero โ โI was earlyโ ๐ญ๐คฃ
And Rahul?
Still holdingโฆ
Because hope is stronger than logic in crypto ๐๐
#crypto #CryptoJokes #cryptohumor #HODL #buythedip #BearMarketWisdom #bullrun #traderlife #investorlife #blockchain #web3 #cryptomemes #altcoins #memecoins
Once upon a timeโฆ
$BTC
Ramesh watched a YouTube video:
๐ โHow to turn $1,000 into $1,000,000 with crypto โ SECRET STRATEGY ๐ฑ๐โ
Ramesh said,
โThatโs it! Iโm quitting my job ๐โ
The moment his salary arrived, he decided:
โFDs are useless.โ
And went ALL IN on crypto ๐ธ๐ฅ
$ETH
๐ Day 1:
The coin pumped 20%
Ramesh: โSee? Iโm a born traderโ ๐
WhatsApp status: Future Billionaire ๐
๐ Day 2:
Coin dropped 15%
Ramesh: โNo worries, just a healthy correctionโ ๐ค
Google search: โwhat is crypto correctionโ
$BNB
๐๐ Day 3:
Coin crashed another 40%
Ramesh:
โIโm a long-term investorโ ๐ค
Uninstalls the app โ
๐ Day 7:
Friend asks: โBro, howโs crypto going?โ
Ramesh:
โMarket manipulation broโ ๐ก
โWhales are playing gamesโ ๐ณ
๐๐๐ End of the month:
Portfolio so red ๐ด
It looks like a wedding invitation card ๐ญ
Wife asks:
โAny profit?โ
Ramesh:
โNoโฆ but I gained a lot of experienceโ ๐คก
๐ง Final lesson:
Ramesh learned:
Buy high ๐
Sell low ๐
After every loss, say:
โNext bull run will recover everythingโ ๐๐
And today, Rameshโฆ
Is still HODLingโฆ
Because he canโt find the sell button ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#crypto #CryptoJokes #CryptoMemes #HODL #buyhighselllow #cryptolife #cryptohumor #bearmarket #bullrun #traderlife #investor #blockchain #web3 #memecoins
$BTC
Ramesh watched a YouTube video:
๐ โHow to turn $1,000 into $1,000,000 with crypto โ SECRET STRATEGY ๐ฑ๐โ
Ramesh said,
โThatโs it! Iโm quitting my job ๐โ
The moment his salary arrived, he decided:
โFDs are useless.โ
And went ALL IN on crypto ๐ธ๐ฅ
$ETH
๐ Day 1:
The coin pumped 20%
Ramesh: โSee? Iโm a born traderโ ๐
WhatsApp status: Future Billionaire ๐
๐ Day 2:
Coin dropped 15%
Ramesh: โNo worries, just a healthy correctionโ ๐ค
Google search: โwhat is crypto correctionโ
$BNB
๐๐ Day 3:
Coin crashed another 40%
Ramesh:
โIโm a long-term investorโ ๐ค
Uninstalls the app โ
๐ Day 7:
Friend asks: โBro, howโs crypto going?โ
Ramesh:
โMarket manipulation broโ ๐ก
โWhales are playing gamesโ ๐ณ
๐๐๐ End of the month:
Portfolio so red ๐ด
It looks like a wedding invitation card ๐ญ
Wife asks:
โAny profit?โ
Ramesh:
โNoโฆ but I gained a lot of experienceโ ๐คก
๐ง Final lesson:
Ramesh learned:
Buy high ๐
Sell low ๐
After every loss, say:
โNext bull run will recover everythingโ ๐๐
And today, Rameshโฆ
Is still HODLingโฆ
Because he canโt find the sell button ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
#crypto #CryptoJokes #CryptoMemes #HODL #buyhighselllow #cryptolife #cryptohumor #bearmarket #bullrun #traderlife #investor #blockchain #web3 #memecoins
Crypto trader says to his friend:
$BTC
"Dude, I think the price of Bitcoin is going to rise, Iโm selling all my fiat and putting it into crypto."
$SOL
Friend: "Are you serious?"
$XRP
Trader: "Yeah, this is my hodl strategy!"
Friend: "I think itโs not HODL, but youโre going to get HADAL!" ๐
#HODLOrHADAL #CryptoJokes #fun #jokesoftheday
$BTC
"Dude, I think the price of Bitcoin is going to rise, Iโm selling all my fiat and putting it into crypto."
$SOL
Friend: "Are you serious?"
$XRP
Trader: "Yeah, this is my hodl strategy!"
Friend: "I think itโs not HODL, but youโre going to get HADAL!" ๐
#HODLOrHADAL #CryptoJokes #fun #jokesoftheday
๐คฃ Binance BNB Update (Today)
๐ฆ Friend: Yo bro, whatโs BNB doing today? Pump or dump?
๐จ Guru: Pumping, my friend ๐. Sitting around $950+, almost kissing the $1,000 mark! ๐
๐ฆ Friend: Damn, thatโs Lambo vibes already! ๐๏ธ
๐จ Guru: Chill bro, before you book the Lambo, remember โ if resistance hits hard, BNB could slide back to $880โ900 real quick ๐
๐ฆ Friend: So moon or doom? ๐๐ฅ
๐จ Guru: Both are possibleโฆ thatโs crypto life! Just donโt invest your girlfriendโs shopping money ๐
๐ก Bottom Line: BNB looks strong with solid momentum, but risk always tags along.
#BNB #BinanceCoin #CryptoUpdate #BNBRally #CryptoMeme #CryptoJokes $BNB
๐ฆ Friend: Yo bro, whatโs BNB doing today? Pump or dump?
๐จ Guru: Pumping, my friend ๐. Sitting around $950+, almost kissing the $1,000 mark! ๐
๐ฆ Friend: Damn, thatโs Lambo vibes already! ๐๏ธ
๐จ Guru: Chill bro, before you book the Lambo, remember โ if resistance hits hard, BNB could slide back to $880โ900 real quick ๐
๐ฆ Friend: So moon or doom? ๐๐ฅ
๐จ Guru: Both are possibleโฆ thatโs crypto life! Just donโt invest your girlfriendโs shopping money ๐
๐ก Bottom Line: BNB looks strong with solid momentum, but risk always tags along.
#BNB #BinanceCoin #CryptoUpdate #BNBRally #CryptoMeme #CryptoJokes $BNB
Joke Of the Day
Why did the cryptocurrency investor break up with their partner?
Because they needed more space for emotional volatility! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ธ๐
$BTC
$XRP
$SOL
#jokefortheday #CryptoJokes #investin2025
Why did the cryptocurrency investor break up with their partner?
Because they needed more space for emotional volatility! ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ง ๐ธ๐
$BTC
$XRP
$SOL
#jokefortheday #CryptoJokes #investin2025
$XRP
What's the difference between an $XRP investor and a pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four!
Disclaimer: (Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Do your own research!)
#XRP #Ripple #XRParmy #SECLawsuit #CryptoJokes
What's the difference between an $XRP investor and a pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four!
Disclaimer: (Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Do your own research!)
#XRP #Ripple #XRParmy #SECLawsuit #CryptoJokes
Cleared up or still like last week?
๐ Three days ago: just stop-losses, FUD and tears...
๐ Today: at least weโre smiling a little ๐
Even though it hasn't broken 107K yet, it's looking a bit better, right?
In crypto, thatโs more than enough reason to open TradingView with hope! ๐๐ฅ
$BTC
#Bitcoin #Write2Earn #CryptoJokes
#TraderLife #VolatilityMood
๐ Three days ago: just stop-losses, FUD and tears...
๐ Today: at least weโre smiling a little ๐
Even though it hasn't broken 107K yet, it's looking a bit better, right?
In crypto, thatโs more than enough reason to open TradingView with hope! ๐๐ฅ
$BTC
#Bitcoin #Write2Earn #CryptoJokes
#TraderLife #VolatilityMood
๐คฃ Why did the crypto trader break up with fiat ๐ต
๐ Because fiat had no future and $ETH had better gas โฝ๐
๐ #HODL your laughter like your bags ๐
#CryptoJokes #CryptoMeme #BinanceSquare #HODLHumor #CryptoCommunity #BullRunVibes #LaughAndEarn #FutureOfCrypto
๐ Because fiat had no future and $ETH had better gas โฝ๐
๐ #HODL your laughter like your bags ๐
#CryptoJokes #CryptoMeme #BinanceSquare #HODLHumor #CryptoCommunity #BullRunVibes #LaughAndEarn #FutureOfCrypto
๐ Everyone said Iโd be rich if I held my coins.
โ Now Iโm just holding my tears. ๐ญ
#CryptoHumor ๐
#Write2Earn
#CryptoJokes ๐ช
#TradingMemes ๐
#BitcoinMemes ๐ $BTC $ETH $BNB
โ Now Iโm just holding my tears. ๐ญ
#CryptoHumor ๐
#Write2Earn
#CryptoJokes ๐ช
#TradingMemes ๐
#BitcoinMemes ๐ $BTC $ETH $BNB
Trading Marks
3 trades
ETHUSDT
Crypto investor: Iโm here for long-term.
Also crypto investor: checks chart every 5 minutes ๐๐
#CryptoJokes #CryptoLife #HODL #TraderLife #CryptoHumor
Also crypto investor: checks chart every 5 minutes ๐๐
#CryptoJokes #CryptoLife #HODL #TraderLife #CryptoHumor
I told my wife Iโd be rich from cryptoโnow sheโs holding, and Iโm the one getting dumped.
#CryptoJokes #MEME #binancememes
$BNB
#CryptoJokes #MEME #binancememes
$BNB
Why did Bitcoin cross the road? To get away from the bear market! ๐ป๐ซ
My portfolio and my heart? Both broke this week. ๐๐
Gas fees so high, even my dreams got declined. ๐ญโฝ
#CryptoJokes #Bitcoin #BinanceFeed
My portfolio and my heart? Both broke this week. ๐๐
Gas fees so high, even my dreams got declined. ๐ญโฝ
#CryptoJokes #Bitcoin #BinanceFeed
"Is it just me or does every altcoin look like it skipped leg day? ๐โโ๏ธ #CryptoJokes #BitcoinMuscles
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Oh man,
*crypto* really has come a long way, hasnโt it? If you look back through the years, itโs like weโve been on a *wild rollercoaster* of rugs! ๐
Hereโs a breakdown of how things have evolved:
---
*2017: Founders RUGGED People*
Back in the day, *crypto projects* were being *rug-pulled* by the *founders* themselves! ๐ฑ You'd see a *project launch*, people would pour their money in, and boom โ the founders would disappear like Houdini, leaving investors with nothing but *empty wallets*! ๐ณ๐ธ The early days were full of *scams* and *rug pulls*, but hey, at least we got some fun stories, right? ๐
---
*2021: Celebrities RUGGED People*
Then came *2021* โ the year of *celebrity rug-pulls*! ๐งโ๐ค๐ Everyone from *Elon Musk* to *Kim Kardashian* was jumping on the crypto hype train. ๐ฐ But then we saw *meme coins* surge in value, only to crash when the *celebs* suddenly decided to tweet about it one last time, and disappear. ๐ฅ๐ Celebrities really showed us that *they can rug too*! ๐คฃ Crypto became more about *clout* and *influence*, rather than technology or real value.
---
*2025: Presidents RUGGING People*
And now weโre here in *2025*, where weโre seeing *PRESIDENTS* running the show! ๐ฑ Not content with the regular scams, our *leaders* have joined the crypto space, and guess what? *Theyโre rugging us too*! ๐ฅ The *biggest names* in politics are dipping into the crypto world, making bold promises, and then vanishing faster than *a pump and dump*. ๐โ Is it time for some new rules? ๐ผ
---
*Crypto Evolution, My Friends!*
Itโs been *wild*, to say the least. From *founders* to *celebrities* to now *world leaders*, *rug pulls* have evolved and reached new heights! The world of crypto *has evolved*, alright โ but letโs be careful who we trust next time. ๐ค
*Moral of the story*: Whether itโs *founders*, *celebrities*, or even *presidents*, be ready for anything in this wild *crypto jungle*. ๐ด๐
---
Stay safe, stay skeptical, and always keep your eyes peeled for *rug-pull signs*! ๐ง๐ช
#RugPulls #CryptoJokes
Hereโs a breakdown of how things have evolved:
---
*2017: Founders RUGGED People*
Back in the day, *crypto projects* were being *rug-pulled* by the *founders* themselves! ๐ฑ You'd see a *project launch*, people would pour their money in, and boom โ the founders would disappear like Houdini, leaving investors with nothing but *empty wallets*! ๐ณ๐ธ The early days were full of *scams* and *rug pulls*, but hey, at least we got some fun stories, right? ๐
---
*2021: Celebrities RUGGED People*
Then came *2021* โ the year of *celebrity rug-pulls*! ๐งโ๐ค๐ Everyone from *Elon Musk* to *Kim Kardashian* was jumping on the crypto hype train. ๐ฐ But then we saw *meme coins* surge in value, only to crash when the *celebs* suddenly decided to tweet about it one last time, and disappear. ๐ฅ๐ Celebrities really showed us that *they can rug too*! ๐คฃ Crypto became more about *clout* and *influence*, rather than technology or real value.
---
*2025: Presidents RUGGING People*
And now weโre here in *2025*, where weโre seeing *PRESIDENTS* running the show! ๐ฑ Not content with the regular scams, our *leaders* have joined the crypto space, and guess what? *Theyโre rugging us too*! ๐ฅ The *biggest names* in politics are dipping into the crypto world, making bold promises, and then vanishing faster than *a pump and dump*. ๐โ Is it time for some new rules? ๐ผ
---
*Crypto Evolution, My Friends!*
Itโs been *wild*, to say the least. From *founders* to *celebrities* to now *world leaders*, *rug pulls* have evolved and reached new heights! The world of crypto *has evolved*, alright โ but letโs be careful who we trust next time. ๐ค
*Moral of the story*: Whether itโs *founders*, *celebrities*, or even *presidents*, be ready for anything in this wild *crypto jungle*. ๐ด๐
---
Stay safe, stay skeptical, and always keep your eyes peeled for *rug-pull signs*! ๐ง๐ช
#RugPulls #CryptoJokes
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