🚨 JUST IN: U.S. PPI DATA JUST DROPPED
PPI M/M: +0.2% (as expected)
PPI Y/Y: +3.0% (hotter than forecast)
Core PPI M/M: 0.0% (cooler than expected)
Core PPI Y/Y: +3.0% (still sticky)
🧠 Macro Translation
Inflation: “I’m not leaving.” 😈
The Fed: “Then rate cuts aren’t either.” 🦅
Bond yields: up only📈
Crypto traders: “Who sold my portfolio?!” 🤡
🎢 Market Reaction Simulator
Before PPI: “BTC to $100K today 🚀”
After PPI: “Okay… maybe after CPI.” 🥲
ETH: acts busy, pretends not to care
Altcoins: ragdoll physics activated
🔮 Reality Check
Strong data = No fast rate cuts
No fast rate cuts = Risk assets wobble
Risk assets wobble = Degens panic
Degens panic = Opportunity loads
Cycle remains undefeated.
💥 One-line caption
PPI came in spicy. Fed stays hawkish. Crypto stays dramatic.
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