😂 Crypto Market Today Be Like:
📈 Coin goes up 10%
Me: “I’m a trading genius.”
📉 Coin drops 20%
Me: “This market is manipulated.”
🐋 Whales buying: “Strong fundamentals.”
🐋 Whales selling: “Rug pull confirmed!”
💸 Bought the top.
📉 Sold the bottom.
📊 Still watching charts like it’ll fix my life.
Crypto Rule
#1: If you sleep peacefully, your coin is probably dumping.
Welcome to crypto — where emotions trade harder than charts 😂
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