Crypto Sanzi

In just 24 hours, Kamala tokens plunged by 99%, fading into crypto oblivion. Trump coins didn’t fare much better: MAGA dropped by 75%, Pepe Trump by 65%, and even the optimistic "47th President of the United States" token crashed by 63%. 👀

The moral of the story? Political meme coins are like roller coasters: hype rises fast, but falls even faster. Don't get too attached and hold on tight! 😅
#mememcoinseason2024 #memecoin🚀🚀🚀 #memebull #TrumpWon

has finally solved the biggest mystery in crypto history. Forget Adam Back, Hal Finney, Nick Szabo, Len Sassaman or Peter Todd.

According to AI wisdom, the real was… Dorian Nakamoto. Yes, that Dorian. Apparently, the name was the clue all along 🤣

Millions of investigations, decades of debates, thousands of threads — all defeated by one AI answer.

Pack it up, Bitcoin Twitter. Mystery solved.
Next task for Grok: find who actually sold the top. 😂📉

#DorianNakamoto

🔎 According to CryptoQuant, the $79K level is one of the most important support zones for Bitcoin. This price closely matches the realized price (average entry) of US spot #BitcoinETFs investors.

At $BTC ≈ $79,000, most #ETFs holders are at breakeven. A sustained break below this level would push institutions into unrealized losses, which could trigger profit-protection behavior, forced selling, and additional downside pressure on the market. 💵

In short: $79K isn’t just a chart level — it’s a psychological and institutional line in the sand. 🧐

🍕 When pizza becomes an alpha signal

A trader made $80,000 in one night by doing what every analyst should’ve done: watching Domino’s orders near the Pentagon. 🏦

The logic? If pizza deliveries suddenly spike at night, the military is probably busy — and when the military is busy, something big is coming. 📡🍕

He knew a U.S. strike on Venezuela was likely after an aircraft carrier showed up, but timing was the mystery. So he built a simple bot to track pizza-order anomalies. 👀

When the “extra cheese alert” went off, he immediately bought the Polymarket outcome: “The U.S. will strike #Venezuela a .”
A few hours later — boom. Bet closed in his favor. 🚀

So, forget on-chain metrics.
The real insider indicator is Pepperoni-to-GDP ratio 🍕

Scammers are once again exploiting global attention around #venezuela . 🇻🇪This time, they ran a classic pump-and-dump with a token called #Libre , clearly echoing the old #LIBRA shitcoin saga.

The scheme was promoted through a hacked account of Edmundo González, whom many consider the country’s legitimate leader — giving the scam instant credibility. 🥷

Before the account was recovered and the post deleted, attackers managed to pocket around $34,000. 💵

Same playbook, different token name. When politics meets crypto hype, scammers are never far away 🚨

📅 On January 3, 2009, the first cryptocurrency was born. That day, the genesis block was mined — the very first block of the Bitcoin blockchain, marking the start of a new financial era.

#Bitcoin ’s anonymous creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, embedded a hidden message in this block:

“Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks” — a headline from The Times referencing government bank bailouts after the 2008 financial crisis. 💵📉

The message was more than symbolism. It highlighted Bitcoin’s core idea: an alternative to the traditional financial system, where governments and central banks rescue institutions at taxpayers’ expense.

The reward for the genesis block was 50 BTC — coins that had no market value at the time. Today, Bitcoin trades near $90,000 and ranks among the top 8 largest assets in the world, behind only gold, silver, and major tech stocks.

From an experiment to a global asset — happy birthday, Bitcoin 🎉₿

#BitcoinBday #BitcoinTurns17

Unconfirmed reports suggest that may have accumulated a massive off-books crypto reserve — allegedly up to 600,000 . 🙀

According to sources, back in 2018 the regime sold around 73 tons of gold and may have converted the proceeds into Bitcoin to bypass potential freezes by the U.S. Treasury. 💰

It’s also claimed that by late 2025, a large share of oil trade settlements was conducted in USDT, with funds later funneled into as a final store of value.

If true, this would be one of the largest covert state-level Bitcoin positions ever. For now, it remains a rumor — but an intriguing one 👀

#VenezuelaVsUSA #VenezuelaWar #VenezuellaAttack

Strategy reported another Bitcoin purchase worth $116.3M, acquiring 1,287 BTC between December 29 and January 5 💰

As of January 5, the company holds 673,783 #BTC — over 3% of Bitcoin’s total supply. Since 2020, Strategy has spent roughly $50.5B accumulating $BTC at an average price of around $75,000 per coin.

The latest buy was fully financed through the issuance and sale of MSTR shares. Since the start of January, MSTR stock is up about 3%, following a steep 60%+ decline over the previous five months. 🚀

Founder Michael Saylor also revealed an additional $62M added to the company’s cash reserves, bringing total reserves to $2.25B. 💵

#StrategicInvesting

Top performers this year were Google (+66%), Gold (+64%), and (+41%) — steady gains without signs of overheating. Major indices and Big Tech also closed in the green. 🚀

On the other side of the spectrum: (-6%), IBIT (-6%), and especially MSTR (-47%). 👀

The takeaway is clear: the company with the largest Bitcoin exposure underperformed Bitcoin itself. 🤷

Leverage, a high premium to NAV, and expectations that never materialized ended up hurting shareholders more than BTC’s drawdown.

🚀 #solana dominated on-chain activity in 2025, becoming the clear leader by transaction count. Over the year, the network processed more than 121 billion transactions, far ahead of any competitor — a strong signal of massive usage and throughput.

💎 Meanwhile, $TON also made it into the top 10 most active blockchains, handling around 839 million transactions in 2025. This confirms its growing role and rising adoption among high-traffic networks.

Overall, the data shows that networks optimized for speed and low fees continue to capture the bulk of on-chain activity. 🔗

In Q4 2025, Tether added 8,888.8888888 $BTC to its reserves — worth roughly $780M at the time of purchase.

📊 Total BTC holdings: 96,185 BTC (~$8.42B in value)

The stablecoin giant continues to quietly build one of the largest corporate Bitcoin treasuries, reinforcing its long-term confidence in BTC as a reserve asset.

#BTC90kChristmas #TetherUpdate

Ethereum’s daily $ETH burn hit an all-time low, with just 53.07 ETH burned on Saturday—signaling a major slowdown in network demand. Active addresses, transaction counts, and on-chain volume have all declined, reaching levels not seen since October 2024.  🤷

Impact:
 
▪️Lower ETH burn = weaker deflationary pressure. 
▪️Standard Chartered slashed its 2025 ETH price target from $10K to $4K, citing Layer 2 networks absorbing value. 

Is Ethereum losing momentum, or is this just a phase? 🤔

#FidelityStablecoin #ETH

For weeks, selling pressure has been declining, and this week has moderate growth potential. 📈🔥

Are we gearing up for the next leg up? 🚀

#bullish #BullRunAhead

According to him, $BTC will hit $110K before dropping back to $76.5K. Why? 💰📈

The Fed is shifting from QT to QE, and tariffs? Meh, “transitory inflation” got it covered. 😆

Full breakdown coming in his next essay—until then, just HODL and enjoy the ride! 🎢🔥
#BTCNextATH